
A bill connected to a donkey with a (censored) obscene protrusion of a penis that offends everyone including Squid Jesus."Swayze Crazy" - Written in red lettering on a pink hat with Patrick Swayze flexing right arm seen on an Adult Swim website ad.
"John Beer" - Parody of John Deere with the logo shown as a silhouette of a drunken anthropomorphic deer sprawled out among beer cans. "I ANT WON JAK A LOT FROM THE SQUATTERY THE LOTTERYS SHOULD BE THE JACK SQUATTERY CAUSE I AYNT JACK SQUATTING A LOT Y THEY SHOULD RENAME THE LOTTERY TO THE JACK SQUATTERY CAUSE THAT'S ALL I EVER WIN IN IT!!!!!" - Written in pen by Early and presented to Dan Halen as an idea for a novelty hat. "Tricky Two" - Written on a gold hat underneath a hand making the peace sign. He adopted a less controversial design based on the more obscure first national flag of the Confederacy. Andrews Cross" of the Confederate Battle Flag as a choice on the flag referendum. A motto from opponents of Georgia Governor Sonny Perdue, who won office in 2002 partly from a promise to have a "St. "Sonny LIED!!!" - Written on a Confederate battle flag design. After struck by lightning it reads "Support Our oops." "Support Our Troops" - American flag design with a yellow ribbon. " GLUG" - The name of a blindness-inducing alcohol created by Early and brewed by Dan Halen. "David Allan CEO Live In Macon" - Worn when Earley became CEO of Dan Halen Industries, a reference to outlaw country singer/songwriter David Allan Coe. A squid drawn in the shape of the Pontiac Firebird logo. Four aces drawn such that the ace of diamonds is on top and the rest (clubs, hearts, then spades) are fanned behind it. A stylized American Flag with a bald eagle's head superimposed seen in Chalky Trouble. "I Love Cock Fighting" - Has the word "Fighting" appearing much smaller than the other three. May I Help You, My Child? - Seen on a combination pope/trucker hat, when Early still had his job at Mattress Christ. This is the complete list of every trucker hat Early has worn throughout the show's history, written in chronological order. send( "I aint in a voice channel if your dumbass aint in there boy.Since the very beginning, Early Cuyler has worn different hats in almost every episode, usually representing a feeling he has. send( "I done did left that bitch you feel me?")Īwait ctx. send( "Boy, get your ass in a voice channel before I whup that bot. command( pass_context = True)Ĭhannel = ctx. "Rock Out With Your Jock Out Daytona Beach 1986",Īwait ctx. "Hold My Hat While I Have Sex With Your Wife", 'Tell Your Titties To Stop Staring At My Eyes!', If you you got something to say to her you best carve it into a dog's fur with a boxcutter.", Just stalkin' for now, huh? Now don't you be textin' threats, 'cause the police can trace that. She ain't some dumb, dirty-ass whore you can trash down like your mama.", "Russell, you need to respectify your Aunt Lil. "She was enormous and Lord, did I loved her. "But some other crazy sum'bitch is the one what bangulated and pregnified that white woman. "Go get you some, Reverend! She's in heat!", "Why have the sequel when you can have the prequel? The prequel is unequel!", And by God they never not ain't gonna will!", Never not no one, didn't about no reason not never. "Readin' don't never not done nothing for not nonebody. Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated.", Pine cones go in here, party liquors comes out here and proceed to here. "Allow me to explain the contamination process. "You know how much that coffin cost, woman? You goin' in the damn ground!", "Whoo! I win! I WIN! Whoo! Heall yeah!! That was a thinkin' man's victory there!", "If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck, den shoot that lying summa' bitchen goose and suppa' down!", "I'm as firm as red clay and as constant as. "Alright, you corny sum'bitch, the revolution starts right now!", "I care not to consort with the roboty race",
"That's the closest damn thing to a birthday party you'll ever get!", "Play that note again, the low pitchy one, you know the one! There you go, thats the one, that is pissing me off!", how is it rape when they're dead? Talk about a victimless crime!", "Aw Granny, rape is illegal in these parts. "We can take five if y'all need to get busy.", "Get off my ass demon love, douse the pain!", Bot( command_prefix = '!', intents = intents)